It’s now Autumn and the days are dark and dreary. I love this season.
Thought I’d make a list of songs that I enjoy around this time.
(In no order.)
John Carpenter’s Halloween Theme
I Put a Spell on You
Lost
Spin Spin Sugar
Flood
The Beginning of the End (Ladytron)
This is Halloween
Overture
Finally, something “new” for Buffy fans!
(Twilight has to be the absolute worst “vampire” series ever created.)
Maybe, maybe not.
I don’t think my daughter needs to see my bottom in rubber for another ten years. But I don’t know, I’ve heard they’re talking about a 4th one, but I don’t know if that’s officially happening or it’s that a rumor. As far as I’m concerned it’s just a rumor.
Fun facts
The United States has about 117 million online gamers.
64% of them are female.
I like girls. A lot. And with my (OK – our) access to the Suicide Girls website, I get all the chick-beauty my eyes can stand.
One in particular, Friskey (Andrea Brown), I think is absolutely fabulous. Yeah, sure, she’s got the typically fantastic body (sans big boobs – I’m not much of a big boob fan), but it’s her quirky talent that I love. That and her ultra-cute face. And the fact that she’s my age and still awesome makes me feel not-so-old.
More below.
I walked outside to a horrendous sight… The lot was mostly devoid of parked cars. In the center of the lot sat a massive garbage truck. The door was open and the driver was pushing a wide broom from the front of his vehicle outward towards the dumpster collecting a massive amount of glass. The glass seemed to have come from the car between his truck and the receptacle… It was a little black Acura… It was smashed almost beyond recognition… It was my car. Totalled. Demolished.
An elderly neighbor, who was standing outside watching, approached me and patted my shoulder consolingly. Across the way, many youths laughed and hopped about, enjoying the devastation.
The truck driver finished cleaning the glass and hopped back into his vehicle; I dashed up to him and shouted, “What did you do?!” He was very upset and apologetic. At one point, he cried as he told me how sorry he was, it was an accident. I remember brushing my fingertips in his hairy arm as he sobbed into my shoulder. I told him it was OK and everything would come together in the end. Don’t worry. He gave me his insurance card and told me to keep it. When I asked for his personal information, he pulled out a road atlas and upon a tab which stuck from it, he scratched his home/cell/work phone numbers.
As he drove off, the youths set up folding lawn chairs where the truck had been. They laughed and chatted and pointed as I walked around my totalled Acura. I wondered what my husband would say. I wondered what trouble the insurance company would start. I wondered if I could have a rental delivered soon.
Another neighbor came out of my building and handed me a long orange extention cord. “Here,” he said, “you’ll need this.” I thanked him and he departed. The youths began running about the now-full lot, shouting and laughing still. My car still sat there, crumbled in front of a garbage dumpster.
I shuffled back indoors.
Boxers:
Briefs:
Boxerbriefs (I prefer my men in this style):
Bikinis (my man is fucking hot in these):
Thongs:
OK, so what’s the deal with this subject?
First off, I have to say that men’s choices in underwear is hilarious. None are all that attractive.
Unless built/toned, thongs are downright silly on men unless worn in the bedroom for fun.
So, the reason for this subject:
The bikinis and thongs aside, does any man truly use the little “door” on the front of underpants? Seriously. I occasionally wear my boyfriend’s underwear for fun and always wonder about that opening. Do you really fidget with the button on boxers (the ones that have buttons) to get your dick out to pee? Or do you just pull them down? Same with the boxerbriefs… Just like briefs, they seem to all have that “door” on them which is quite difficult to pry open; I’ve tried. If you do manage to get that open, your dick must be the size of my pinkie finger to use it! So what do you do? Pull your underwear and pants down when standing at a urinal? Or do you pull the briefs to the side to expose it?
If nobody uses the “door,” why the hell is it there? TELL ME!
Having Pearl Jam’s No Code playing while having sex.
Singing In My Tree while giving one another orgasms.
Dancing gaily together to Smile while still messy and nude.
What started off with me being upset has turned into a fun obsession. What am I talking about? Suicide Girls, of course. Introduced to my fiancé by a good friend led to me being somewhat angry (after all, it is a soft porn site). Anymore, I think I visit it more often than he. Fun tasteful photos of gorgeous “alternative” women, what’s to dislike?
So, since I posted some cropped “Fight Club” images, I figured I’ll continue that trend with another photo set that I think is utterly awesome: “Killing Vampires.” But unlike my last SG image post, I’m not including a bunch, only a couple to whet your appetites. For the rest, you’ll have to subscribe to the site (or stop by our place).
Two more below (yes, TWO!).
